Breakfast Epiphanies

I didn’t have room/time to tell you last week, as I was too busy moaning about how I was absolutely in the right to be obsessed about a holiday. So, I’ll tell you now.

It would appear that I made a planning mistake!

I know, I know. I didn’t believe it either. A man of my experience, knowledge and girth does not make planning mistakes. The plan knows better than to include one. However, out of the blue Rebecca messaged our group chat thing (see how down with the kids and fly I am?) asking if the plan included a character breakfast.

By now, I know the plan. I don’t know it in absolute detail yet. I haven’t allowed my memory to retain all its glory yet as there is still the possibility of change until FastPasses are secured, but I know the general gist. So I referred to the plan, without referring to it….

I checked it twice.

It would appear that the plan did not contain said character breakfast, and for all the reasons already stated, this must be correct and as I had planned it.

Rebecca then pointed out that at some point in the past she had asked if we could do one, for Freddie’s sake. This rang a bell now, including the thin veneer of an excuse that this was to be for Freddie’s benefit.

Drat.

No matter. I rolled up my sleeves, fired up the laptop and got to work. It was a welcome distraction from Love Island to be honest which has now been on TV longer than Coronation Street.

As I was logging on to the laptop and stuff, Emily chipped in that if we were going to do one then she’d like it to be O’hana. Bloody demanding these daughters.

It only took a few minutes until I was satisfied. Wahey, that’s like the good old days when I wrote mildly amusing trip reports. Have it!

I had to identify a day in the plan with a morning that looked relatively free. I scanned the rest days we had planned and spotted a likely candidate. The morning when we would be doing MNSHHP in the evening had been designated a non-park day, with a lunch at Miller’s Ale House. As much as that is a nice place to eat, with O’hana now in play it was dumped quicker than Adam’s partners in Love Island. What? I am forced to watch the bloody thing every night. I can’t help absorbing some of the detail.

So we have secured a 9.20am breakfast on the 9th of September. I estimate this means that we will need to be up some time around 4am to make it on time.

In other news, with fifty odd days to go, Louise took it upon herself to let me know that I’m a fat bastard and drastic action was needed. She has got us both membership at the local gym for the next six weeks. Now, I have been eating more healthily for a week or two already so my body fat index is now close to 50% anyway, but the odd work out won’t do any harm I suppose. I have been every day this week, and felt close to death on each occasion, so I think I’m doing it right.

I mainly do cardio, as I don’t want to take my now naturally muscle-bound body and turn it into some sort of intimidating freak show by doing lots of weight work. I just want to lose a pound or fourteen. The fact that I can see no actual difference yet is not at all upsetting or demoralising. If I were to eat excessively for the same time period I would surely see the rewards of that by now. There is no justice.

So bear this in mind when you are shaking your head in disbelief at the amount of food I’m getting through on holiday. I will have earned every artery clogging mouthful. Don’t judge me!

I talk a lot about milestones, and another enjoyable and familiar one happened this week. Our theme park tickets dropped through the front door. For those interested, I used Floridatix. They have a deposit option which helped me order the 14 day ultimates at ยฃ350 each when they had a sale on a few weeks ago.

Here is the mandatory photo of our precious arrival…

It was pleasing to see that most of them sported a character that the girls could fight over (them being almost 23 and 21 changes nothing) and now we need to dig out all our magic bands from previous trips and go through the exercise of linking tickets to bands. Getting man on the moon was simpler and I implore Disney, in the name of Gary Sinise’s hair on Mission Space, to make this stuff easier.

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We also got our MNSHHP tickets, which were surprisingly not flimsy paper based things, but rather sturdy plastic affairs that one could easily mistake for a theme park ticket. Not that a man of my experience might……anyway moving on.

We’re getting closer folks.

During last week I was inundated with a message from a blog reader asking if I was going to do a trip report for this holiday. With a surge of demand like that, who am I to say no? As it has been the case for the last few, I’ll be posting it here, probably one day per week, so it will last roughly half the time of the current series of Love Island and will contain me sporting my “Love Island” physique, after my gym exploits.

So spread the word, tell your friends, tell your family, tell all those folks who used to go on The Dibb! This is where it’s at. If you think “it” is a middle-aged bloke recounting another Florida trip with the odd knob gag shoe horned in. Build it and they will come….

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9 thoughts on “Breakfast Epiphanies

  1. Hang on, you’re posting your trip report on here for free?! I was ready to buy it in Amazon e-book form, which is obviously going to go towards funding several luxury holidays to Florida! Let me go and start a thread about it on a well-know Disney forum …. Or maybe not! ๐Ÿ˜‰ *runs for cover*

    1. Naughty!! ๐Ÿ˜ Having sold so many previous books I couldnโ€™t possibly use any more money so yes itโ€™ll be free (as every single other one has been somewhere) ๐Ÿ™„

  2. Did you say ….. TRIP REPORT??? Oh my – youโ€™ve just made my Sunday. Yes Iโ€™am delirious in this heat, but you go as we come back so I can pretend Iโ€™m still there.

    You are all going to have an amazing time.

    How on earth did you miss a character breakfast? Shame on you gramps.

    We are off next Saturday …NYC for a couple of days, then across to St Petes to stay a couple of nights to then go and see the mermaids and have a few cocktails at Bongoโ€™s ๐Ÿ˜‰ and then Anna Maria.

    Brown pants for the flights….hate flying ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. Loving the build up and all the planning ๐Ÿ™‚ Did you ever consider joining DVC ? The Tables in Wonderland discount would contribution a lot given all the food you guys buy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

    Happy planning and hope you get all the FP you want.

    1. Never really thought of DVC mainly as we never had the capital to invest. We are probably too old now to get full benefit so we will have to have Emily buy it ๐Ÿ˜ Iโ€™ll have a look at TOW too, thanks.

  4. Yay, a trip report to look forward to, do we get a photo of the girls by the front door too? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ The next 50 days will fly by, enjoy your countdown, we are about 4 weeks behind you.

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