The Anniversary Adventure 2026 Part One Sponsored by Amoxicillin – Day Nine May 2nd

I was awake around 8. I readied and went down to get a cabana, and I was sulking about huge weight gains. You will know that over the years my weight has often featured in all my posts. Having been a very fat kid, there is no doubt some deep lying psychological damage at play, and when I do manage to shift a few pounds, I do get very tetchy when my body betrays me and adds some pounds back after eating and drinking shite.

One of the things I really appreciated about both Secrets resorts so far was the fact that they had scales in the bathroom. I know that sounds counter intuitive but believe me, my mind will convince itself that I have gained thirteen stone in a daaaaayyy, and then usually when I get home I find it’s nowhere as bad as I thought, and I could have enjoyed myself a lot more.

So being able to keep a daily eye on things was a good thing for me. Apart from today when for some reason several pounds had come from nowhere and I had a cob on. They would come off again and go on again a few times during the trip with me returning home just a couple up on my pre departure fighting weight. However, today I was still in a mood about it.

So I had no breakfast and instead went for a huge walk around 11.20 all the way to the end of the bay.

It was a hell of a walk taking about an hour each way.

To put it in context, that tip of land you can see out to sea is our resort.

I was a big ball of sweat when I got as far as I was going to walk. So I stripped down to my shorts and went for a welcome dip in the sea.

I could have carried on this way….

But I turned for home, noticing a brand new resort being built at this end of the cove.

Once I got back to our resort I had clocked 7.5k in total. What do you mean I have a mild eating disorder?

We immediately went for lunch at the Seaside Grill. Chicken Burrito starters (oddly with chips) and a Cuban sandwich for both of us. Very good and filling.


After lunch there was lots of resting and reading. At around 4.30 we went into the main pool and its bar, for drinks. We watched some volleyball taking place on the beach and then returned to our cabana.

There was more golden hour action as we watched sun go down behind one of the hotel buildings.

Once the sun had left us we went back to our room at 6.15. We watched a couple of weddings from our balcony.

We didn’t make it out till after 8. Tonight we were going to give the buffet a try at the World Café. Whilst everything was fine, this was not a standout meal of the trip. It was a little but “buffet slop” of the kind that had for years put us off all inclusive trips.


It was all freshly made and of decent quality but just not “five star”.

I do take full responsibility for my very poor plate presentation skills here which does not reflect the food in the best light!

We ended the night in the piano bar after waiting for a seat as it was very busy tonight. We felt sorry for the poor piano player. There were far too many people with main character syndrome who would not leave him alone to perform and constantly badgered him to let them join in etc. In the end he hardly got to play but to his credit he didn’t glass anyone. We left, frustrated at having to listen to amateurs murder some classics. Bed at midnight.

Till the next time……